And my obsession with list-making continues. Do any of you ever read your spam e-mail? Because I do, and let me tell you, some of it is hilarious. I don't read the actual messages, because inevitably I'd have a case of clumsy sausage fingers and click some link that would melt my hard drive, but just the subject headings make for good reading. Here's a list of the funniest ones (so far. Some of them are pretty lewd, just to warn you):
- May we build a nest on your lovely hat?
- Turn your meat battleship on
- Did the turtle swiftly go?
- Deeper in her entrails
- Attack her ham pocket (I know...4 & 5....gross)
- If you will but bring me my ball back again (alas! If only I could)
- You'll peck her like crazy (psycho bird attack?)
- Wake up your hot monster
- The Pobble swam fast and well
- Barak (sic) Obama is a woman!
- Is 7pm appropriate? (That depends. Appropriate for what, exactly?)
- Rode the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo
- On this coast so wild and shingly
- We sail away with a pea-green sail (off into the sunset on the Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo? With the swift turtle? And the Hot Monster?)
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Well, that made me giggle like a maniac! My favorite spam subject line I've ever gotten said, "Break Walls With Your Boner." Which of course led me to think...does it spring out at the wall with such force that the wall crumbles? Would you need to pick up some speed and run at the wall for it to work? And would it break down the whole wall, or just bore a hole through it?
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